Friday Funnies are back!

I took Nate to the bathroom while we were out to eat. As he’s starting to pee…

N: Mommy, Abby likes it when I make bubbles.

Me: That’s great, sweetie.

N: Actually, her favorite is when I shake it!!! (and then he proceeds to shake his you-know-what. I cannot contain my laughter to even utter a response!)

***T.M.I alert***

In the car, Greg had some nasty gas, so he rolled down the window to let the stink out.

N: Daddy, no! Now the trees will smell it!!!!

On the way home from Murfreesboro, I hear from the backseat:

Abby: I yuh you, Mommy.

Me: I love you too, sweetie.

Abby: I yuh you, Mommy. Is it movie time yet?